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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 14 2008, 04:41 PM   #91
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Kirk: So, he stayed at his post, when the other trainees ran, is that right, Mr. Scott?

Scotty: Well, ... not exactly, sir.

Kirk: Then what happened? I need to know for my report.

Scotty: Well, sir, ... he ran like the rest of us. He ran like the wind. But when he got to the emergency door, by the time he got down to crawl underneath it, it had closed already.

Kirk: Hmm... I see... Well, we'll just have to develop some way of running and rolling under the door.

Scotty: But do you have any idea how long it could take to develop and teach something like that? It could take until the 24th Century!
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Old March 14 2008, 04:54 PM   #92
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Scotty: "It's me own fault ... I never shoulda played the ol' 'pull my finger' joke on the lad near a raw anti-matter pile ..."

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Old March 14 2008, 04:59 PM   #93
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Kirk: "Hey, look! Our meal's being hand delivered by Colonel Sanders himself!"
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Old March 14 2008, 05:48 PM   #94
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Kirk: "Hey, look! Our meal's being hand delivered by Colonel Sanders himself!"

Who wanted extra crispy?
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Old March 14 2008, 06:05 PM   #95
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"Anyone for s'mores?"


"No, they make my face break out."
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Old March 14 2008, 07:24 PM   #96
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"Aye, its broken alright. Wait ye, put the Admiral in there?"



"Gah, Scotty, you..."
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Old March 14 2008, 07:49 PM   #97
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"It was the marshmelons..."




Nobody's going to TELL you you have combination face musculature.
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Old March 15 2008, 12:26 AM   #98
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COL. TIGH: "For the last time, I'm not a frakking Cylon!!!"
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Old March 15 2008, 05:46 PM   #99
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Hillary: "You should try it, Barack. It really takes the years off."
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Old March 15 2008, 07:34 PM   #100
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^ In this mod's opinion, WINNER!!!
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Old March 15 2008, 07:51 PM   #101
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"It was the engineering subplot loophole, sir...he never bloody saw it COMING!"



Since nobody had the balls to punish Celine for her dreadful music, the kidnappers did the next best thing...racking her husband.
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Old March 15 2008, 08:49 PM   #102
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Fans let CBS-D know that they take the nacelle cap color issue seriously by launching dead interns through the office windows.
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Old March 16 2008, 05:34 AM   #103
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^ In this mod's opinion, WINNER!!!
Figures. My quickest Photoshop job gets all the glory. Where the heck were you when I needed all the dap in the TOS Caption Contest?
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Old March 16 2008, 04:07 PM   #104
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Rat Boy, after staring at a computer screen too long, trying to create the perfect photoshop.
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Old March 16 2008, 07:27 PM   #105
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Outpost4 tries to judge the latest TOS Caption Contest.
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