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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 12 2008, 09:30 PM   #61
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Re: Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim



"..and the worst part? His blood will be more memorable than he was."



Kenny Rogers just didn't know when the hell to give up.
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Old March 12 2008, 09:31 PM   #62
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"Me sister kept tellin' him when he was a teenager...NO...SEX...WITH...GIRLS...FROM...THE... FLAMETHROWER...PLANET."
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Old March 12 2008, 09:42 PM   #63
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SCOTTY: Found him near the lava pits. Keeps asking for someone named "Padmé"
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Old March 12 2008, 10:03 PM   #64
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Yet another senseless late 23rd century hibachi accident...
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Old March 12 2008, 10:06 PM   #65
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Oh Doct'ah! Can yee help Captain Kirk...the botox you shot him up with is gonna kill him...
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Old March 13 2008, 12:56 AM   #66
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"You should see what the chimpanzee and the other trainee looks like"
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Old March 13 2008, 01:04 AM   #67
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"He wouldn't stop keeking at me ass."

(http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_R60fc9InQ)
Love Chew'in the Fat....I wonder how many here actually understand half of what they are saying......

This may help....or not....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JpVD5-IKAIo&feature=related
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Old March 13 2008, 02:23 AM   #68
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Scotty: "Doctor, I managed to find a finger donor."
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Old March 13 2008, 02:29 AM   #69
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Scotty: "Doctor, I managed to find a finger donor."
McCoy: "But his hands are blown off. OH, right, that part. At least it'll stop ya from biting your nails."
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Old March 13 2008, 09:54 AM   #70
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Kirk: Captain's Log supplemental; Don't mention it to Scotty but that coffee I spilled in the turbolift, keeps sending people to the wrong floor, damned annoying.
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Old March 13 2008, 02:22 PM   #71
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McCoy, offscreen: "Mister Sulu, I warned you and Peter about the rug burns ..."
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Old March 13 2008, 02:46 PM   #72
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The admiral should never have opened the port hole.
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Old March 13 2008, 02:48 PM   #73
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Scotty: Anybody got any 'kraut?
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Old March 13 2008, 02:58 PM   #74
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Scotty: "Rockabye Ensign, on the treetop..."

Kirk off screen : "I've been suffering from insomnia recently..."

Scotty: "Fuck off ye fat bastard!"

Preston: "Waaaaahhhhh"

Scotty: "See what ye did. Now I have to start over... Hush Hush, Uncle Monty'll make it all better."
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Old March 13 2008, 03:42 PM   #75
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Kirk, offscreen: "Ah, c'mon Scotty, just put him in a torpedo tube and shoot him at The Reliant."


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Kirk, offscreen: "Hey, put him next to Sulu and we'll see who emotes more."
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