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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 11 2008, 08:14 PM   #31
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Scotty: "Here it is, Admiral. An acne-filled Native American. Hopefully the last blow-up doll you'll order."
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Old March 11 2008, 08:19 PM   #32
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Taylor: "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty Son'a!"
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Old March 11 2008, 08:45 PM   #33
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"Captain! I think he's been infected by a deadly and fast-acting virus! We need to quarantine the parts of the ship he's been to before he infects anymore- ah fuck it..."
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Old March 11 2008, 08:55 PM   #34
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Ensign Smores died at his post.
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Old March 11 2008, 09:21 PM   #35
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Yet another victim of an Engine Room still explosion.
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Old March 11 2008, 10:39 PM   #36
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Scotty: "Okay, I've carried him over the threshold but I am definitely NOT going to consummate this sham of a marriage."
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Old March 11 2008, 11:30 PM   #37
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Is it safe?
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Old March 11 2008, 11:35 PM   #38
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A scene from the new dentist documentary, An Inconvenient Tooth.
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Old March 12 2008, 12:00 AM   #39
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"The poor lad got too close to Witch Mountain, sir."




Even into the late 24th century, the mummified Joan Rivers kept trying new methods to look young.
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Old March 12 2008, 12:01 AM   #40
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Our renegade Starfleet officers are filled to the brim with rich, delicious raspberry jelly...try one today!(TM)
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Old March 12 2008, 01:54 AM   #41
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Scotty: It was a $4,300 whore that got him. He didn't stand a chance.
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Old March 12 2008, 01:59 AM   #42
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The results of an overdose of Botox.
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Old March 12 2008, 02:21 AM   #43
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Hey, he's a Starfleet admiral. Something like this was bound to happen sooner or later.
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Old March 12 2008, 02:23 AM   #44
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He... he just died in my arms tonight. It must've been something I said.




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Old March 12 2008, 05:06 AM   #45
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Scotty always blamed Kirk for his nephew's death, until the anger was released on that day on the Enterprise-B and he had to stifle his giggles ...
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