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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 11 2008, 03:13 AM   #16
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Dispatch a subspace message to Admiral Hanson. We have engaged the Bic.
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Old March 11 2008, 03:14 AM   #17
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Old March 11 2008, 05:04 AM   #18
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Old March 11 2008, 05:34 AM   #19
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SCOTTY: I dinna mean to... but <sob> he smelled so much like... bacon!




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Old March 11 2008, 06:18 AM   #20
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Roasted Preston:

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Old March 11 2008, 06:22 AM   #21
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"I only took a wee bite..."
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Old March 11 2008, 08:25 AM   #22
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Scotty" i warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave.



The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.
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Old March 11 2008, 10:10 AM   #23
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Kirk: I don't care what respect you think we should show him Scotty this could be a long mission and we have to survive... Fire up the grill boys!!!
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Old March 11 2008, 01:37 PM   #24
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Scotty" i warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave.



The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.


Both of those had me laughing!
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Old March 11 2008, 02:16 PM   #25
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Scotty: I told the boy not to ask about borgus frat, but he dinna listen!




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Old March 11 2008, 02:36 PM   #26
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Scotty: "Half-Pepperoni?"




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Old March 11 2008, 05:01 PM   #27
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*elevator music*

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Old March 11 2008, 07:16 PM   #28
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Scotty" I warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave."
Or

Scotty: "I warned them time and time again, don't perform oral sex on the Mother Horta."
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Old March 11 2008, 07:38 PM   #29
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Scotty: "He stayed at his post, when all the other trainees ran ..."
Kirk: "Fuckin' cut-and-run Democrats."




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Old March 11 2008, 07:40 PM   #30
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Scotty: "Refresh me memory; where do we stuff corpses around here?"
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