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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 10 2008, 10:29 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

Another week's gone by and we saw the horror of fecal jokes, sexual innuendo, threw in a TOS Caption Contest running gag, and introduced some poor saps to the terrifying "2 Girls, 1 Cup." All in all, I'd call it a good week. First, the winners, including someone who swore he'd never caption a certain picture but did so anyway:

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What's really said is that for many Trekkies, this counts as porn.

Comic Book Guy: Wait! I think I see a boob!
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Kirk: Mr. Scott, what do you mean you accidentally routed the warp drive through the sonic shower system?
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Modern English: "I'll stop the world and melt with you..."
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Trying to get minorities on Trek took a back seat when the Lepper society showed up.
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They were warned not to pick at it...
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This is what happens when you download music illegally on Romulus.
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V'ger shows Spock the Director's Cut of "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier."
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Mini-me, two hundred years of climbing into peoples spacesuits.
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Hi...I'm Commander Spock...this is JACKASS...and this is the "V'Ger Mind Meld" !
Photoshop time:

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And the multi-pic award:

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Spielberg rejected the new CGI "faces melting" effects for the remastered Raiders of the Lost Ark.




Spielberg didn't like the effects lab second attempt any better.




Spielberg: That's much closer to what I had in mind.

Congratulations to everyone. This week, we continue with a similar theme where it wouldn't be a Star Trek movie without someone getting whacked in spectacular fashion:



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Old March 10 2008, 10:30 PM   #2
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Kirk: "Sorry, we got enough corpses up here. Send it back."



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Old March 10 2008, 10:35 PM   #3
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Thanks for the win, Rat Boy.



Scotty: I warned him not to light his farts.




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Old March 10 2008, 10:55 PM   #4
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Maybe he could have gotten him to sickbay in time if he didn't have the compulsion to push EVERY DAMNED BUTTON on the turbolift.
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Old March 10 2008, 11:00 PM   #5
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"Scotty! Take him to sickbay man! This is the bridge!"
"I have my priorities Captain. I had to swing by the mess for a snack first, then that curry took over so I went to me quarters. By the way, is that cute Deltan ensign here yet?"
"No"
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Old March 10 2008, 11:02 PM   #6
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SCOTTY:"Poor lad forgot ye cannae put aluminum foil in the bloody microwave...the humanity!!!"



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Old March 10 2008, 11:02 PM   #7
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"Dammit Scotty, when I said I wanted something lean and tasty for dinner..."
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Old March 10 2008, 11:04 PM   #8
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Scotty With Corpse

McCoy: (offscreen) Bring out your dead. *clang* Bring out your dead *clang*

Scotty: Here's one

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Scotty: What'd ye order a dead guy for?
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Old March 10 2008, 11:05 PM   #9
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Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my... oops, this isn't sickbay. Sorry kid!"
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Old March 10 2008, 11:14 PM   #10
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Kirk: "Scotty, you brought the pizza?"
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Old March 10 2008, 11:24 PM   #11
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Everyone was amazed at how skillfully Scotty managed to patch up the ensign's sprained ankle.
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Old March 10 2008, 11:42 PM   #12
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Scotty: "Laddie, if you make it through this, you're going on a diet."

Preston: "Or you could do some push-ups."

Scotty: "Shut up!"
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SCOTTY:"Poor Peter ate too many enchiladas in the mess hall...couldn't wait for the bloody turbolift to get to a deck with a functioning men's room!"

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Old March 11 2008, 12:28 AM   #14
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Dr. 90210: Deleted scene 102 - Varicose vein removal accident.



Dr 90210: Deleted scene 167 - Facelift procedure mishap.

*** All photographs are the sole property of E! Entertainment Television. Lawsuit by cosmetic surgery patients pending. ***
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Old March 11 2008, 12:31 AM   #15
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Well, somebody's not a fan of The Omega Man.
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