VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

right between his legs. "Ouch!

 

" said the shock-absorbing tribble

 

Harry had wisely placed on

 

nether regions. Harry attempted to

 

revive the tribble by using

 

Chakotay's tribal dreamcatcher and chanting

 

"Akoochimoya, my indigenous ass," while

 

Tuvok struggled to contain his

 

laughter (it's not as easy

 

when your toes are sweaty.)

 

"Maybe if I had Icheb's

 

Implants I could understand why

 

a transwarp conduit has opened

 

in the ready room. Come

 

with me, Icheb," Harry implored, "

 

let me show you my

 

latest invention. It's a transphasic

 

probe, allow me to insert

 

it into your..." "Woah!" said

 

Tom as he felt a