Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

pond. Their urine was so

 

warm, steam started to rise

 

from the pool and wafted

 

into the ventilation system on

 

the bridge, causing it to

 

remind everyone that there were

 

too many officers who didn't

 

have bowel movements - never, ever.

 

Constipation was widespread aboard the

 

Enterprise. Ph'lox was helpless too.

 

He pooped so rarely that

 

his turds were massive! So

 

enormous, in fact, that they

 

could have been mistaken for

 

giant logs that you see

 

floating down rivers after flooding.

 

But in this reality, the

 

turds were actually parasitic animals

 

with long fangs that could

 

be inserted into one's rectum