Seven Words in TNG

"No, an ex ships them from Hawaii

 

. She has a lovely bunch of coconuts

 

and a pair of chestnuts that could

 

knock the walnuts off your tree. Pistachios

 

are for wimps, though," Riker said haughtily.

 

"Well, they're all nuts," Q chimed in.

 

"Surely you can tell that, mon capitain."

 

Q then gave them all squirrel tails.

 

He then giggled like a school girl

 

and skipped off to jumprope with Beverly

 

naked in the arboretum to the music

 

played by 'Riker and the Bilge Rats'

 

while pungent flowers unfolded and poppies erupted.

 

Everyone inhaled the erupted poppy seeds, leading

 

to another TOS rehash episode derided by

 

the fans as bourgeoise theatrics. "This was

 

not what I expected," said Tomolak from

 

his perch on his Bird of Prey,

 

"I expected a little more strawberries and

 

cream romantic dialogue, followed by piss and