Seven Words in TNG

over there for now, we won't be

 

needing them until this thing attains sentience,"

 

Data calculated the possibility that it might

 

evolve faster if positioned in between Beverly's

 

nostrils, as she was starting to grow

 

a handle-bar mustache, part of an experiment,

 

to cover the nascent, experimental clitoris there.

 

"I'll be a blue piano, for Easter,"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeibd49qynE
(quite foul language)

 

was her motto, although it never seemed

 

to make sense or even sound cool

 

as a random observation. But it was

 

all Counselor Troi needed to erect a

 

large wooden badger in the ship's new

 

arts and crafts deck, which replaced the

 

Bridge. This was part of Riker's controversial

 

"Michaels Initiative", proposed by the hobby lobby

 

and Mirror Universe Martha Stewart, who was

 

also a dually-deputized costumed crime fighter

 

known as "The Thong". Her superpowers included

 

a super human thirst for mountain dew