The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

someone had emptied the container

 

into Chef's kitchen when he

 

was out having his fingernails

 

professionally trimmed, polished and cleaned.

 

"Chefs and dirty nails don't

 

go together, let me tell

 

you about one fellow aboard

 

this ship who hates when

 

they get slivers of nail

 

in their beef stew....they

 

....well, let's just say flogging

 

is the punishment that most

 

choose. I ensure my nails

 

stay clean and well trimmed

 

lest I want to become

 

one of those people that

 

you sometimes find below decks

 

scratching themselves until their nails

 

have removed all paint traces

 

and were cracked and bleeding.