Movie Caption Contest #150: The FAIL Frontier

You can drop the act, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's stroke our cats menacingly as we honor...



For a case of mistaken identity, our winner is...

For demonstrating that any actor could snap and become a prima donna, our winner is...

And for proving henchmen can be such gossips, our winner is...

I wondered if this bonus picture would get any play and boy it did. Our winner demonstrates why most young people prefer to communicate via texting, because adults can't listen in on it, naturally...

And our Photoshop winner who proves "When in Rome..."

Congratulations to the winners. This week, seeing how it's the 150th Movie Caption Contest, I thought I'd celebrate...by forcing three pictures from The Final Frontier onto you. Enjoy:

 

After TAS was canceled, M'Ress had to go to great lengths to make ends meet.



Kirk: "I'm not touching you...I'm not touching you..."

*Spock punches him in the nuts*



Chekov: "She has vonderful muscles."

Sulu: "Oh my."

Chekov: "Vait a minute, the only vomen I've seen you come on to are bald, muscular, or have a deep woice. Someting's not right here."

Sulu: "It's only been twenty years and now you're catching on?"

 

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Rosie O'Donnell looks terrible in her cameo in Star Trek.



Kirk: You look like you've just seen a ghost.

Spock: I have Captain, unfortunately the Ghostbusters are on vacation right now.



Chekov: She has vonderful muscles.

Vixis: And Vonderful ears, jerk.

 

"One of them lactates Bailey's Irish Creme..."




KIRK: Jeez, Spock...

Do you EVER take a Q-Tip to those ears of yours?!

Disgusting.



VIXIS: Take a hologram.

It will last longer, patahks.

 

BARTENDER: When you get back to wherever the hell you come from...

tell 'em...

LARGE MARGE SENT YA!!!

 

Thanks for the 2nd win! Woo! And now for three very immature entries...



(offscreen)
"Alright! Who ordered the Ice Cream Sundae Trailer Trash Whore with the side of Hello Kitty Thighs?"



Kirk: HAH! Doesn't that radiation spike look like a penis?
Spock: *sigh*



Sulu: Look at her, Pavel! There's something for everyone on her, amirite?
Chekov: Hellz yeah!
Sulu: You take her front and I'll take her head.
Chekov: Wait, what?

 

Chekov: What's with that crazy hairdo?
Sulu: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same spot.

 

Kirk: "Come on Spock! You're not still pissed that I got the only Captain's casual jacket are you"?



Sulu: (winks) "I flew something similar back in my Academy days...."

 

SPOCK: I could kiss you.

SPOCK: Not here, Captain. Mister Sulu will start to suspect.



CHEKOV: She has wonderful slut boots.

 

The bartender never forgave the cat girl for giving her that STD.


(Spock finishes STXI)
Kirk: Spock, I don't understand why you're so upset. At least your counterpart wasn't a douchebag.
Spock: Jim, I'm not angry about that. I simply cannot fathom how a supernova could pose a threat to a galaxy.


Chekov wished Sulu hadn't told him how Vixis matched many of the fetishes in his catalog.

 

Dancer & the being on left both thinking "Boy Madonna sure let her self go"

 

While the husband was off to work, General Korrd's wife Bertha Korrd kept the women in line.

 

LARGE MARGE: Nice pussy.......cat



SHATNER: I spoke to Nick, the make-up lady has been fired.



SULU: Its a dude.

CHEKOV: How do you know?

SULU: I Have my ways.

 

Kirk: SNIFF, "You know, you still smell like dead guy. Just sayin'.

What? Too soon?"

 

Re: Same canon?



"NICE FLUFF!"



"I like your new shoulder pads, Spock. I think they're very becoming."



Chekov: "There is nothing more beautiful than a strong woman."

Sulu: "That's not what you told me in the forest!"

 

Spock: I miss my old chair too.

Kirk: Well, just stop dying and we won't have to keep replacing the Enterprise.

 

Spock: "Must you lean so close to me?"

Kirk: "Since we upgraded to Blu-Ray, it's friggin dark around here. I can barely see my own hand."

Spock: "I can see why that would be a problem, Captain 'Let's Just Be Friends, Gillian.'"

 

Bartender: Keep 'em together...I can smell it down here yah know.



Spock: Captain, this is not the time and place to whisper "sweet nothings" into my ear.



Chekov: She has a vonderfully mus – penis?!
Sulu: Oh, my!

 

Kirk: *snicker* "What'd I tell'ya? Two Girls...One cup!! Huh?! Huuhh!! I got'cha on that one!"

Spock: [inward] grumble [/inward]

 

"For the last time, stop coughing up hairballs on me!"



Kirk: "What's wrong? You look like you've just seen a ghost!"
Spock: "This isn't my seen a ghost face, this is my diarrhea has just come back face."



Chekov: whistles "Nice ass!"
Sulu: "Thanks, I work out, you know."