Seven Words in TNG

solidify his position of evil twin. Data

 

wanted nothing more than to squeeze Troi's

 

pudenda, but he was afraid of contractions.

 

Troi, for her part, always craved Data's

 

strategically bulging circuits, which caused her to

 

gyrate her hips in a suggestive manner.

 

"Inertial dampeners are showing increased energy drain,"

 

Mr. Mot reported from the barber shop,

 

busybody that he was. "I suspect sabotage

 

is currently taking place aboard

 

in the structural latching integrity system, sir."

 

"Then you'd better get jiggy with it,"

 

said Riker in a strangely solemn manner.

 

To avoid being mated, Data proffered assistance.

 

Suddenly, Tellarite Jerry Seinfeld began his monologue,

 

and everyone immediately tried to flee. However,

 

Commander Cosmo Kramer thought better of it.

 

Safety protocols failed on the holodeck--Kramer

 

began spouting off racial insults again, so

 

Beverly stuck a tampon in his mouth.