A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my!
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Txt msg
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Txt msg U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Txt msg U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces. V is for Valdore, the lead Romulan warship fighting alongside the Enterprise-E against Shinzon.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Txt msg U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces. V is for Valdore, the lead Romulan warship fighting alongside the Enterprise-E against Shinzon. W is for Womulan
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Thaleron radiation U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces. V is for Valdore, the lead Romulan warship fighting alongside the Enterprise-E against Shinzon. W is for Worf regretting drinking Romulan Ale
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Thaleron radiation U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces. V is for Valdore, the lead Romulan warship fighting alongside the Enterprise-E against Shinzon. W is for Worf regretting drinking Romulan Ale X is for 10, the number of this Star Trek feature.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Thaleron radiation U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces. V is for Valdore, the lead Romulan warship fighting alongside the Enterprise-E against Shinzon. W is for Worf regretting drinking Romulan Ale X is for the hidden "X" motif in the movie. Which was also Star Trek X. And had a cameo of "X-Men" producer Bryan Singer.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Thaleron radiation U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces. V is for Valdore, the lead Romulan warship fighting alongside the Enterprise-E against Shinzon. W is for Worf regretting drinking Romulan Ale X is for 10, the number of this Star Trek feature. Y is for Young Cadet Photo of Picard without any hair, which totally contradicts what was established about his Academy years in TNG.
A is for Android. Soong android to be specific. Of which yet another one looking precisely like Data is discovered in this film. B is for B-4. A wasted premise. C is for Clone, which Shinzon was D is for Data's demise E is for Emergency Transport Unit F is for Fantastic premise of a Picard clone that isn't explained very well at all. G is for the green glowing fairy dust that flys through the air when the thaleron weapon is activated. H is for Hell. Which according to Riker is dark I is for idiotically driving around on a pre-warp planet like Jeremy Clarkson J is for Jonathan Frakes. Who finally gets the girl and should have directed the film. K is for Kolarus, aforementioned pre-warp planet. L is for Laverne, as director Stuart Baird renamed LeVar Burton for about the first five or six weeks of shooting. M is for Mellow, for the overall tone of the dinner between Picard and Shinzon in the chamber of the Romulan Senate. N IS FOR NEMESIS! BLOCK IT FROM MEMORY ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT EXISTS!! O is for Old. What Star Trek was becoming at this point P is for Photon Torpedoes. Romulan torpedoes. Which proved largely useless against the Scimitar during the final battle of the film. Q is for Quantum Torpedoes, which they seemed to forget about in this movie. R is for Romulans, Remans, Romulus... Oh my! S is for Scimitar and spider - which is what the ship looked like when the thalaron emitters were deployed. T is for Thaleron radiation U is for Unbelievably stupid that they didn't secure the Argo shuttle while tooling around the planet looking for android pieces. V is for Valdore, the lead Romulan warship fighting alongside the Enterprise-E against Shinzon. W is for Worf regretting drinking Romulan Ale X is for 10, the number of this Star Trek feature. Y is for Young Cadet Photo of Picard without any hair, which totally contradicts what was established about his Academy years in TNG. Z is for Zero. As in a snowball's chances in Hell. And the chances that another Trek movie would be made in the TNG timeline after Nemesis bombed. End-of-line.
TREK 2009: A is for Ayel, Nero's second-in-command aboard the Narada. B is for Blown away, which Romulus was... in 2387.
A is for Ayel, Nero's second-in-command aboard the Narada. B is for Blown away, which Romulus was... in 2387. C is for Centaurian Slug, not Ceti Eel, though I understand the confusion...
A is for Ayel, Nero's second-in-command aboard the Narada. B is for Blown away, which Romulus was... in 2387. C is for Centaurian Slug, not Ceti Eel, though I understand the confusion... D is for Delta Vega, suddenly relocated to near Vulcan.
A is for Ayel, Nero's second-in-command aboard the Narada. B is for Blown away, which Romulus was... in 2387. C is for Centaurian Slug, not Ceti Eel, though I understand the confusion... D is for Delta Vega, suddenly relocated to near Vulcan. E is for Earth, on the surface of which the Enterprise was constructed.
A is for Ayel, Nero's second-in-command aboard the Narada. B is for Blown away, which Romulus was... in 2387. C is for Centaurian Slug, not Ceti Eel, though I understand the confusion... D is for Delta Vega, suddenly relocated to near Vulcan. E is for Earth, on the surface of which the Enterprise was constructed. F is for FIRE EVERYTHING!
A is for Ayel, Nero's second-in-command aboard the Narada. B is for Blown away, which Romulus was... in 2387. C is for Centaurian Slug, not Ceti Eel, though I understand the confusion... D is for Delta Vega, suddenly relocated to near Vulcan. E is for Earth, on the surface of which the Enterprise was constructed. F is for FIRE EVERYTHING! G is for McCoy's "Good God, man...you can at least act like you have a heart!"