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industry of Andoria from the threat of

 

invasion by the ever present galactic multinational

 

monopolization by the Ferengi, who had bought

 

out most of the bacon industry during

 

the Pork Barrel Crisis of 2297. The

 

crisis hadn't actually happened yet but temporal

 

backwash caused by the Nero Incident created

 

a new timeline wherein the crisis occurred

 

when Borg Tribbles infiltrated Tellar and Andor.

 

Borgified Tribbles perched atop Borgified Andorian antennae

 

creating a rift in space-time that

 

caused the planet Vulcan to be restored

 

- but in yet another timeline.

"How many

 

Vulcans does it take to screw in

 

a plasma injector?" Scotty asked as he

 

searched for his junior varsity rugby jacket.

 

"It depends how many will fit," answered

 

the ghost of Tim Gunn, who floated

 

out of a Jeffries Tube!

"Make it

 

a double and don't be stingy with