TOS five word thingy!!!

pon farr can be induced

 

by manual stimulation of the

 

left big toe which few

 

Kohlinar masters had managed to

 

even find on Vulcan feet.

 

While Spock removed his sock,

 

Scotty looked for air freshener

 

in all the wrong places.

 

Uhura said, "let me help."

 

"I've stimulated plenty of toes

 

, 'cause I'm the foot mistress!"

 

All eyes fell upon Uhura

 

as she worked Spock's toes.

 

Spock felt the urge rising

 

to sing "everybody pon'farr tonight!"

 

"Across the nation, around the

 

moons of Nibia," Sulu warbled.

 

Nurse Chapel eyed these events

 

with great envy, so she

 

devilishly decided to sabotage RJ-Lo