When did you last have sex?

So long ago... I must be a virgin again.

 

I hate you SOOOOO much.

 

You hate me because I'm in a period of enforced celibacy?

 

I think he hates you because you only have to wait 3 weeks.

 

Well hell, AJBryant doesn't have to wait three weeks to have sex again, either. Now, emotionally fulfilling and, more importantly, free sex, that's a different matter.

 

I might

So yeah, never.

I still think you deserve a high five for that, man! *Virtual five!*

Truly, your husband is a blessed man.

Now that is a crying shame, you sexy woman you. almost makes me want to organize something over at Starscape to make a change to that.

I know you still deserve a high five for that! *Virtual five nr 2!*

 

What is "blicking"? I've never heard of that. Is it something the kids do now?

 

I'm guessing you mean "with someone else" and seriously don't remember so I said 'more than a year'.

 

Blinking, happy? I don't remember how to spell some really simple words sometimes. Apparently sounding it out didn't work out in this situation.

 

w00t! *high five*

 

No, I'm not happy, but I'm also no longer confused, so thanks.

 

I may not have a girl right now, but I've been getting a lot of practice in lately

Or as we used to call it here back in the day "notifying the moderator."

 

Man, my girlfriend doesn't get back until the middle of April. The 16th.

 

Yeah...thats correct...I dont get back until the 16th of April...poor poor baby! I miss it too!

 

My birthday is the next day. Celebrate in my honor.

It's what my girlfriend and I will be doing.

Hopefully.....

 

She better that supposed to be a stamped day for some action, when she normally says no.

 

Ironically, Newspaper Taxi doesn't own a car. : P So she has to do most of the appeaing on teh shore and all of the taking away.

 

PMSL! yes, we both miss the sex!

 

About 20 minutes ago. Right after we woke up, which means no kissing on the mouth. Then we took a shower.

 

You're not actually obligated to give your partner sex at any point, not even on their birthday.