Hallowe'en CAPTION THIS!

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  14. Spaceman Spiff

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    Here's one I'm sure to regret putting in here. :lol:

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    So this pumpkin, a pumpkin witch, and a witch walk into a bar and ... wait. That's not funny. That's not funny at all.


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    - May I refresh your drink?​
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    That explains the kick !​
     
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