Seven Words in TNG

"He bit Riker and got an STD."

 

"Who hasn't?" asked Geordi, laughing uncomfortably as

 

he covered up his "Gonorrhea and You"

 

pamphlet. "Hey, have you run into Captain

 

Picard with any scalding hot liquids lately?"

 

Geordi said, attempting to change the topic.

 

"Very funny, Commander," said an exasperated Sonia.

 

"The only thing I'm going to spill

 

is my guts about your gonnorhea, sir!"

 

"What Gonorrhea?" Geordi bluffed almost convincingly. Unfortunately,

 

Sonia can smell STD's with her extreme

 

scent 2000™!

"Something's rotten in the state

 

of Laforge, Commander." "It burns!!! It burns!!!!"

 

screamed Wesley, having been ignited by a

 

unfortunate encounter with plasma, a torch , tribbles

 

, Worf's butane collection, a juggling Ferengi with

 

firebug tendencies, and a wanted Cardassian arsonist.

 

"What is the universe coming to?" asked

 

Data. "Sounds wonderful!"

"But, Tribbles!" Worf grimaced.

 

"Worf, are you afraid of those tribbles?"