VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

again. After several hours of

 

twiddling his thumbs, the figured

 

figure skating Borg twins started

 

to sell their bootleg DVDs

 

throughout the ship but none

 

were bought by anyone.

"How

 

can they not be interested

 

in what is possibly the

 

greatest thing to be seen?"

 

"You need a manager," Paris

 

said slyly, "And I'm your

 

guy. Under my care, your

 

DVD will reach every corner

 

of the known universe. Sales

 

will be higher than ever."

 

The Borg twins tried assimilating

 

him but he was faster.

 

"Nice move. is that on

 

mental assimilation?"

"Skills are copied

 

and downloaded to all drones