Seven Words in TNG

Do you mind explaining what the heck

 

that bulge in your pants is?"

"That

 

, my dear, is what I like to

 

you hop on board and see if

 

"
"What's the matter, tired of 'auto pilot'?

 

Is there something wrong with it?" The

 

Commander replied, "It keeps burning up on

 

to the engine exhaust vents to prevent

 

accelerated corrosion. Since that trip to Uranus,

 

where we picked up those Klingons, I've

 

discovered that the cargo hold is infested

 

with these little alien insects that eat

 

fecal matter."

Troi threw-up in her

 

mouth a little, with some dripping out

 

like a leaky faucet.

"Deanna, it's not

 

THAT bad, really...are you going to

 

any man onboard who doesn't have similar