TOS five word thingy!!!

and don't you forget it!"

 

"Hag? Somebody say hag?" Tamoon

 

asked hopefully.

"Haggis is more

 

like it," Scotty interjected hungrily

 

before starting to grab a

 

fifth of scotch from Tamoon.

 

"Keptin!" Chekov shouted . "We've got

 

space pirates off the port

 

bow. It's Keptin Morgan, sir!"

 

"Incoming subspace message: Drink responsibly!"

 

But no one did, and

 

like angry birds, the ships

 

chirped and clawed at each

 

others' nacelles, till Scotty screamed.

 

"Ach! My poor, poor bairns!"

 

Duffman, as they called him

 

, had just transported to the

 

surface of a peculiar planet

 

where politicians must pass lie

 

detectors without using their own