VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

fled for the dealers room

 

hollering "MAKEUP!!!" like Daffy Duck.

 

Mulgrew, unfortunately, caused the fans

 

to buy all DVD's except

 

those with Neelix episodes because

 

her comments about Ethan Phillips'

 

being prettier than her were

 

taken seriously by the nuts.

 

Tim Russ pitched his new

 

blender stolen from Tom Dickson

 

, cheaper than a Ginzu knife,

 

and officially endorsed by the

 

Society of Human / Vulcan Friendship.

 

Meanwhile, Robert Picardo was approached

 

by NAMBLA and asked to

 

narrate their new recruitment video

 

for heterosexual holograms. The holodeck

 

alone wasn't sufficiently powered for

 

pedo propaganda, since it was

 

banned. Picardo bludgeoned the NAMBLA