TOS five word thingy!!!

for a few hours while

 

he tried to get Janice

 

to do a pole dance.

 

Unfortunately, the only pole available

 

was a structural support in

 

a windowless radioactive chamber, so

 

Kirk had to think of

 

something fast. He called Engineering

 

and had Scotty bring him

 

some transparent aluminum to make

 

a makeshift dancing pole. Scotty's

 

transmission interrupted Harry Mudd's reply

 

, which contained a request for

 

Queen Victoria's ghost to pay

 

Mudd's World a visit. Harry

 

didn't know the ghost had

 

decided to stay aboard the

 

ship to watch Janice dance.

 

"Laddy buck! Why can't you

 

send old Queenie down for