TOS five word thingy!!!

sucked life from this tale

 

while Black Hitler and Smithers

 

cowered for their lives

 

while Pinky and the Brain

 

materialized and activated their Death

 

Spinach Can to take over

 

the Enterprise...but it fizzled!

 

into Skittles and Dr. Pepper

 

, and they spread all over

 

Lt. Garrovick's thighs. Tinky Winky

 

kissed Pinky and ran away

 

giggling, but was vaporized by

 

a skunk fragrance salesman. He

 

was holding a Klingon disruptor

 

that had turned many into

 

warm vapor when they refused

 

to dance the Can-Can for

 

his skunks. The skunks were

 

Mirror Universe skunks of course.

 

Which meant they smelled WONDERFUL