TOS five word thingy!!!

, but RJ-Lo was more devilish,

 

and went straight for Kirk

 

, her massive derriere hypnotizing him,

 

. "Love don't cost a thing.",

 

crooned RJ-Lo, as Kirk stammered,

 

"If you had my love,

 

you'd be a lucky dude!"

 

Chapel livid, conspired with Rand

 

to trick Kirk into a

 

bra and panty set they

 

stole from Sulu's close friend

 

Admiral Cartwright. But that was

 

, they realized, going to be

 

an incredibly difficult thing to

 

pull off, unless of course

 

RJ-Lo's ass wasn't bedeviling Kirk.

 

"We must keep RJ-Lo away

 

from the Captain's fickle member,

 

whatever it takes!" Security nodded

 

as a large phallic shaped