TOS five word thingy!!!

The chief engineer blocked Spock's

 

pinch and countered with a

 

fist to the solar plexus.

 

Spock didn't even flinch and

 

replied with the loudest fart

 

Scott had ever heard, which

 

smelled so awful that everybody

 

passed out. Spock then took

 

Scotty's shirt off and pinched

 

his nipples. "That'll teach him

 

to mess with me." Then

 

he copped a feel from

 

Uhura, broke wind again and

 

walked back to his quarters.

 

On the way he kissed

 

Chapel who nearly fainted from

 

the stench of his breath.

 

She offered him a mint

 

...it was only wafffffer thin.

 

"I require a more substantial