VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Unfortunately, it left Harry's anus

 

without any friends. Meanwhile, Nelix

 

was wanted for crimes by

 

the Tribe of N'auata. Nelix

 

huddled under his kitchen counter

 

and prayed for a list

 

of ingredients for making gunpowder

 

flavored pancakes. When he was

 

caught, he'd offer the N'auata

 

Romulan cheesecake made of several

 

combustible convections, add the pancakes

 

and run like hell! Pleased

 

that his stomach might survive

 

that concoction, Neelix began laughing.

 

The N'auata heard his guffawing,

 

and changed their name to

 

the Squirrel Nut Zipper band.
('Tis a real band - am I allowed?)

 

They ended up touring throughout

 

the seedy parts of the

 

Delta Quadrant's dangerous, dank corners.