How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Ethros, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. Scout101

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    Disappointing. Tab A, Slot B, had diagrams and flow charts ready to go :(
     
  2. Squiggy

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    Well, if you're not old enough to have her over without your parents around you're not old enough to bone her.
     
  3. Avon

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    Scout101, Tab A goes into Slot A ;)

    Ethros just have sex in your room. your mum can probably handle the concept of people having sex, i mean you exist.
     
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  4. wissaboo

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    start offering to house sit.
     
  5. Timby

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  6. Avon

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    ... do it in a courtroom? or let an old man watch?
     
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  7. JarodRussell

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    This must be an April Fools joke. Everybody knows Trekkies don't have girlfriends, let alone sex. ;)
     
  8. Alpha Romeo

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    If your mom is out for a few hrs per day that's your window. What's the issue?
     
  9. propita

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    Before we moved to Fresno, we used to visit Hubby's family, staying on the pullout sofa or floor in the living room (read: There were NO doors to that room to close for privacy). We still managed, on a few occasions, to make love VERY quietly, and under blankets so nothing was actually "exposed." Yeah, we knew that someone could've walked in view. But the house was old and had wood floors, so we'd've heard them leaving their own rooms.

    Having sex in the room next to your parents is possible. Just be very quiet. Like hunting wabbits.
     
  10. Tiberius Jim

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    Start gifting your mom with some all-day spa trips. Even if she gets suspicious she'll be too relaxed to care. :)
     
  11. wissaboo

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    hotel is probably cheaper
     
  12. lurok

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    Carefully, I hope? ;)

    With rising rent/property prices and stay-at-home kids, I can see this becoming more commonplace. Only advice I can offer from own student days:

    * suck up to partner's parents. Like, big time.
    * borrow a friend's place.
     
  13. R. Star

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    Yeah, all the advice has been given pretty much. Either do it discretely or find someplace else to do it. If you're afraid she's going to "seek solace elsewhere" well.... she's probably not worth keeping around then. It's not like she can reasonably object since she can't provide a place for it either apparently.
     
  14. DonIago

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    You could always invite your mom to join in.
     
  15. Ethros

    Ethros Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Wise words, thanks, I hadn't really thought of that last point.
    Yeah, thanks guys. I guess at first we both just assumed it'd be too awkward, but I was saying to her last night she's always welcome to stay over, so I guess I'll see how it goes
     
  16. Mooch

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    It's either that or deal with your parents knowing about it. I'm sure you can manage to be quiet enough not to disturb people too much if you try.
     
  17. BillJ

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    Ewww...
     
  18. Melakon

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    If your bed is against your parents' wall, the obvious solution is rearrange your room. Soundproof that wall if you have to, carpeting or egg cartons or foam packing material should work.

    Otherwise, either one of you gets a flat, or you pool your money and get one together.
     
  19. Sam_I_Am

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    If the bed is the problem, use the floor.
     
  20. teacake

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    I think one thing that gets parents antsy is not their adult kid having someone sleep over it's the someone then hanging around all day, eating their food, being one more person in the bathroom, basically just treating it like their house. If you have a small house especially this can be quite an invasion. They might like your gf/bf fine but that doesn't mean they want to be talking to them in the kitchen at 7am or waiting for them to get out of the bathroom.

    So if you keep in mind the possible friction of invading what is your parents space with another person they might not object to her staying over.

    And I second the floor, if the bed makes noise. Or put the bed mattress on the floor.