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thought to cure MacGregor's Disease, a leading

 

cause of impotence in Terran males and

 

also a potent Horta aphrodisiac. One time,

 

a stricken Horta humped an ore processor

 

setting him on fire and melting his

 

body from the waist down. He was

 

distraught over losing his prized Reebok sneakers

 

that his grandparents had bought for him.

 

Hoping that the newly imported regeneration unit

 

would do the trick, he proceeded to

 

the Breen embassy, only to be informed

 

that it was bitterly cold on Breen.

 

"Lies!" screamed Gaila. I've seen the Breen

 

and they..."

Her intriguing exposition was interrupted

 

by a loud banging noise that seemed

 

to be coming from inside Cupcake's locker

 

and was growing louder by the second.

 

"Is that.... morse code?" Scotty wondered aloud

 

, but subsequent investigation of Federation records revealed

 

it was, in fact, the Terminator theme