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were cast as the leads, but Groucho

 

refused to remove his trademark black tape

 

from his upper lip and sing the

 

chorus to "Lydia the Tattooed Lady". Producers

 

tried to argue with him, but Groucho's

 

agent stood firm. In the end, the

 

entire production imploded because nobody could change

 

the simple fact that "Oklahoma" would win

 

a slew of Tony Awards and become

 

a launch pad for Shirley Jones.

"Captain,

 

might I remind you that the ship

 

is heading into a new adventure. Hopefully

 

we can switch to a different topic."

 

"Spock, are your scanners showing anything interesting?"

 

He checked his sensor readings and pushed

 

back from his chair.

"Captain, one planet

 

lying at a distance of four parsecs

 

is type "M" and is a suitable

 

environment for our scheduled shore leave." Kirk

 

didn't need prodding "Chekov, set course for