The Thread Where Blackmail Holdfast Into Upgrading My Wardrobe

...For free.

See, I came across some clips of him singing. And rather off-key at that. Hilariously off-key.

If he does not comply with my wishes I will share said... performance with the rest of the forum.

48 hour clock starts now.

 

I want a piece of this action.

 

Ok now he has to upgrade my wardrobe and Shameless's as well.

Anyone else want in?

 

I did once post some singing clips on this board, years ago. More terrible than tenor, I do assure you. So your threats hold no power over me.

Publish, and be damned!

Mind you, I highly approve of spending Other People's Money on your wardrobe. Just not mine either. I suggest a whipround. Starting with Shameless, he likes that sort of thing...

 

No that's a reach around.

 

Actually my clothes are fine for the lifestyle I live (American working slob) this was more of a poke at the person who sent me the clips than a serious attempt at extortion.

 

Oh joy. Now I'm going to need the brain soap again. And too much scrubbing makes me go all muzzy-headed.

I'm both flattered and scared that someone has archived them. This must be what A-listers feel like when they ask the judge for that restraining order.

 

You saw it! You can't un-see it!

 

This fellow apparently has the goods on ALL the moderators. I have here in my possession a document that will make SPOCKED cry.

All I had to give him in trade for access to the archives was a box of puppies and a set of new chopsticks.

 

I want that one! Give it to me now!

 

If we all had a good rummage around online, we could probably find all sorts of stuff about fellow posters... I'm surprised anyone would actually do so though.

 

I would love Holdie to upgrade my wardrobe too but I have no bargaining power except my natural charm and animal magnetism. And I can't follow his fashion advices all by myself because I would spend three times my salary just to buy the shoes!

 

Thank God I haven't been a mod long enough for anyone to care!

 

Can you send me a copy of my Sex Tape? I lost mine in a Hard Drive crash.

 

fnar fnar

 

Holdfast needs to upgrade my wardrobe. However, in lieu of blackmail, I will instead threaten to sing British pop songs in my godforsaken Midwest American accent.


J.

 

Never gonna give you up...

 

I've got earplugs. Do your worst.

 

...that you know of.

 

The one of you and the underage Mermaid from Ren_Next or the one of you and Roxann Dawson on the set of Voyager?