Seven Words in TNG

a man. His agenda? Revenge. His target?

 

One of the Enterprise's senior officers...probably.

 

A stealthy figure materializes aboard the Enterprise

 

dressed from head to toe in ninja-wear.

 

His name? Jack Bauer! His mission? To

 

stop a nuclear device from detonating inside

 

of Picard's head. In order to save

 

the Federation, Jack Bauer must break all

 

of Worf's fingers. Apparenty Klingon fingernails had

 

unplugged the barrier separating hell-on-earth

 

and, in so doing, it allowed thousands

 

of lawyers and politicians to escape damnation

 

leaving hell a very empty place. Meanwhile

 

, Geordi was emailing nude pics of himself

 

to himself. Strange? Yes, but then so

 

were the pictures, as they were taken

 

at Geordi's bar mitzvah. Even the guests

 

were asked to share their memories about

 

the time when Geordi drank

 

an entire bottle of the green stuff.