Seven Words in TNG

Amazon Women of the Moon. Then she

 

hiked her leg and pissed on Riker.

 

Will shrieked as his entire right leg

 

turned into a pumpkin and Cinderella waved

 

a colostomy bag in the air. The

 

scene confused even Q, whose pubic hair

 

enveloped the hapless Ensign assigned to the Conn

 

station, a station whose controls were very

 

useless as just about anybody could work

 

it, work it real good, work it

 

huh huh huhhuhhuh said an annoyed Picard.

 

"Oh, Baby Baby!" said Black Hitler, for

 

he was not in this story, "but

 

what happens if I invite my friend

 

join me for a drink in ten-forward

 

to wash that man right out of my

 

hair...and introduce him to the pleasures

 

of feeling absolutely no pleasure because Data

 

had once been programmed to have a

 

baby cow while pouring drinks for Guinan.