Seven Words in TNG

"I only set the stage, mon capitan.

 

You can't blame me for absolutely everything."

 

"How does the defendant plea?"

"Guilty."

"Well,

 

that cannot be right. I mean, this

 

is the part where you defend yourself

 

."

"I am not about to participate in

 

Human trials. I'd rather plead guilty and

 

get it over with. What happens now?"

 

Q thanked Picard for his troubles and

 

decided to pronounce sentence.

"Pleading guilty means

 

that there's no more taco tuesdays."

"What!?!

 

After meatless Mondays I need to have

 

a taco! How am I meant to

 

survive? I can go a day without

 

them!"

"Judgement has been given!"

Q snapped

 

his fingers. A huge buffet table filled

 

with random foods appeared but no tacos

 

.

"Dammit, Q. Why do you taunt me?

 

" The other Q tried to make tacos

 

but every time he snapped his fingers