Seven Words in TNG

Picard agreed, even though he'd seen them

 

himself via the Captain's Peek-a-Boo. Meanwhile, Barclay

 

had decided that only those with large

 

histories of mental illness were "true beings",

 

This belief of Barclay's stemmed from his

 

mother's resemblance to Brazil's Watermelon Woman. Psychosis

 

was a safe, happy place for Barclay,

 

And yet, he never strayed far from

 

the quaint 19th century Irish village that

 

he had built in his mind. Wandering

 

too far caused him to intensely crave

 

potatoes. Not to eat them, but to

 

farm them, as well as green tomatoes.

 

During Barclay's last potato farming bender, several

 

acres of countryside were irretrievably ruined forever.

 

"Reg! You're an engineer, not a farmer!"

 

"Yes, I know Geordi. But plump women

 

love tater tots, and who am I

 

to argue with that? Maybe a large

 

Klingon Earth Mother would be some fun,