TOS five word thingy!!!

security to rid this ship

 

of any other intruders?" Kirk

 

seemed more flustered than usual.

 

He grabbed the nearest Klingon

 

and held him up. "How

 

many more of you are

 

on this ship?"

"Find out."

 

The Klingon smiled derisively. "You

 

smell like parboiled gagh with

 

stale bloodwine! You offend my

 

senses. Soon all Federation scum

 

will bend knee to the

 

great Klingon Empire!" Kirk was

 

tired of hearing Klingon boasting

 

so he grabbed his phaser

 

off his belt, set it

 

to annoy, and shot the

 

Klingon between the eyes until

 

he dishonorably submitted. "Let's check

 

on the Constitution's warp core