TOS five word thingy!!!

that could permanently stain even

 

a shielded red shirt. But

 

the key thing to remember

 

: the topless ensigns liked Chekov

 

because his borscht was so

 

maggoty it justified their mutiny

 

, a mutiny so historic that

 

Russ Meyer made a film

 

about it 300 years before

 

, a feat equaled only by

 

the time John Waters filmed

 

Divine dressed as General Korrd

 

and had him in drag.

 

Russ Meyer's film was called

 

SCENES IN A TIMELINE and

 

, though widely panned, actually made

 

money in booth-style cinemas

 

. Ensigns liked to torture Chekov

 

, and the plot-lines were repetitive.

 

, Chekov liked hot topless ensigns,