Seven Words in TNG

in a shuttlepod, Data, Riker and Worf

 

discovered the replicator was malfunctioning.

"Data, take

 

Unless you happen to be a particularly

 

the helm, I want to fix this

good replicator fixer", said Riker sarcastically. "That

(Fixed.)

 

would be ridiculous. I think you need

(sorry bbailey861's post didn't show up on my computer :/)

 

," "Sir," Worf interrupts, "I'm picking up strange

 

Hold on, Worf. What about the bananas?

 

"

"I discovered a trail of peels leading

 

to an unconscious Julian Bashir (if I'm allowed to crossover if not then switch Julian Bashir for Beverly Crusher) covered in

 

who was supposed to meet with Beverly

 

but had instead been kidnapped (surprisingly) by

 

Mott who whipped out his clippers and

 

carried Julian off to his lair where

 

the most magnificent barber's chair

 

ever built in a shuttlepod, was located.

 

Julian was then tied to this chair

 

and offered his choice of raktajino or

 

Dax; which would be put on his

 

tab, payable not more than 30 days

 

Forward. If he didn't, he would suffer