TOS five word thingy!!!

thought that they'd make this

 

a 'must see'," said Ensign

 

Naymont, who had brought a

 

decanter full of olive oil

 

and began pouring some onto

 

Scotty's Ukrainian bride Ludmilla. She

 

loved the sensation as it

 

slowly began oozing down her

 

body. Crewmen dipped pieces of

 

eight into the huge spitoon

 

sitting on the deckplates and

 

could only imagine what it

 

would smell and taste like

 

.

"EEwwww, that's disgusting," said Uhura

 

as she made a face

 

that Scotty found quite alluring.

 

He batted his eyes and

 

and hoped his haggis was

 

good enough to attract her

 

. He tried for years to