Seven Words in TNG

watching a member of the Continuum chug

 

hectoliters of that stuff without peeing once.

 

Q bladders were legendary for their capacity

 

, that's how they created the Nile. But

 

that was soon forgotten after the incident

 

of the Grand Canyon. But that's irrelevant,

 

because right now I'm going to entertain

 

Riker with Troi's breasts and Ogawa's tushe.

 

I have a splendid idea for a

 

Benny Hill routine using Al "Grandpa" Lewis

 

, Ogawa with a whip and Troi topless.

(Note: What movie am I thinking about?)

 

I think it'll be a huge hit

 

especially with Curzon Dax as the referee.

 

Anyone know "Yackety Sax?" We'll need to

 

play it on a theremin to fill

 

the auditory void that will be created

 

by the drooling male audience. The females

 

would be enraptured by the pulsating beat

 

of the whip tearing off Troi's skin

 

strip by strip. Will was excited about