Captain Shameless... on assignment. Also, don't know. Until he returns, however, I'll be your friendly, neighborhood omnisexual.
Oh, no no. That is a trademark of Shameless Enterprises, and I do not knowingly encroach upon other copyrights or intellectual trademarks. You will, however, receive the official J. Allen trademark for excessive flirtation, so the contract will be rightfully fulfilled in accordance with, and as required by, board ordinance S.XIX56 (c-47)[d]: [straightens tie™]