Ok fanboys and fangirls, I haven't had one of those bolt-of-lighting/throw-down-the-gauntlet ideas in a while, but I like this one a lot, I hope you will too... I'm going to do a Star Trek primer! Here are the first four: ...I know there must be Gorey fans among you who will know whereof I speak when I say I wish I could do as well as "B is for Basil assaulted by bears" but I'll do my best. Unsure if the final format should be a slideshow or a poster, we'll see. I'm gonna do the whole alphabet.
"A" is for antimatter, destroyer of all "B" is for bridge, where the seats are too small "C" is for computer, the technical part "D" is for dilithium, the crystalline heart "E" is for "Enterprise", long may she sail "F" is for the Federation, who don't send enough mail "G" is for Gorn, the scaley alien dude "H" is for Horta, great at drilling for crude "I" is for IDIC, all shiny and bright "J" is for Jem'Hadar, who need the ketracel white "K" is for Klingon, smooth foreheads or not "L" is for LCARS (Enterprise-E, in this shot ...)
M is for meshuggena class planet N is for Nimoy O is for Orions P is for USS Prometheus Q is for Quantum Torpedo R is for Runabot S is for Star Trek T is for Timetravel U is for Underground Genesis cave V is for V'ger W is for Warp Core X is for Xenomorph
or ... "M" is for Mugato, an ape with a horn "N" is for Nimoy, whose photos aren't porn "O" is for Orions, those sexy slave women "P" is for playa, the group we find Jim in "Q" is for Q, in all his incarnations "R" is for Regula 1, the Genesis station "S" is for Sulu, the gay blade himself "T" is for trinkets, all on Picard's shelf "U" is for Uhura, the Swahili beauty "V" is for valor in the line of duty "W" is for Wesley - the less said, the better "X" is for Xindi (hey, that's a tough letter!) "Y" is for Yeoman, suffering Evil Kirk's rage "Z" is for zoo, with Chris Pike in a cage
M is for M Class Planet N is for Nausicans O is for Organians P is for Prime Directive Q is for Q R is for Risa S is for Shuttlecraft T is for Transporter U is for Universal Translator V is for Vulcan W is for Warp Drive X is for Xindi Y is for Yeoman Z is for ?
I think xenobiology is, or xenophysiology or something like that. The Trek part of my brain is rotting, along with everything else.