BASHIR: Worf,we're chaperones at a high school prom. You don't have the authority to kill a kid for spiking the punch!
Bashir: MISTER Worf, this is a formal dance. We will under no circumstances be performing this "Hokey Pokey" of which you seem to be so fond. Kira: I could stand to hear a little more.
Bashir: Kira won the coin toss and she gets to wear the dress. Worf: What about - Bashir: And the gloves. Worf: I did not play with toys. Jem'Hadar: I was never a boy. Sisko: And I'm wearing an adult diaper. So what are we talking about?
Sid: "Why don't we just compare the size of our dicks and get it over with?" Micheal: "What did you think I meant by Sid 1, Dorn 100?" Sid: "That's absurd, I'll have you know ...". Nina: "I've seen you naked." Sid: "Blast !!!" Worf: "But according to Lando that's what it's all about."