Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

My master in the Temporal

 

Cola Wars warned me that

 

the Smurfs will eventually build

 

a doomsday device deadlier than

 

any kilometers-long planet killer

 

encountered by a future Enterprise.

 

I can't tell you about

 

that."

"These 'Smurfs', do they

 

have access to any advanced

 

technology? If by advanced you

 

mean mushrooms and berries, then

 

Smurfs are the most advanced

 

have been exceptionally skilled at

 

time travel and pizza making.

 

But their pizzas were not

 

your average pizza. They were

 

made out of pure, unfiltered

 

smurfberries!"

"What exactly are 'smurfberries'?"

 

Well...they're Smurf turds! Ewwwwwwww!