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to mess around with alien plant life

 

especially the horny kind as was found

 

out when Sulu attempted to feed a

 

Risan fly trap. He had no idea

 

it would try to mate with him

 

in order to produce Killer Tomatoes. They

 

failed, however, and Hikaru took them to

 

the garden on Stripperella 5, the planet

 

his father had taken him to when

 

his nipples were pierced by the Incas.

 

He was only nine at the time

 

and they covered him olive oil and

 

bacon and threw him to the crowds

 

who left him in his shame.

Sybok

 

survived the destruction of Vulcan by fleeing

 

in a dress and a red wig

 

aboard an escape shuttle. He piloted the

 

shuttle to Stripperella 7 and promptly farted

 

the theme to Daktari for the Governor.

 

It was the Governor's greatest fear ever!