TOS five word thingy!!!

space-rocketed in Andromeda since

 

the Great Fart Famine of

 

2079 that led to the

 

Methane Crisis of 2095. Sadly,

 

no one would know that

 

, secretly, something sinister was behind

 

it all. The conspiracy included

 

several members of the Federation

 

Council on Gaseous Anomalies and

 

Nudity Studies as well as

 

Naymont, Scotty's Ukrainian bride Ludmilla,

 

and the 1987 Denver Broncos.

 

But that didn't matter to

 

Ludmilla, still drunk after honeymooning

 

in the Outer Hebrides and

 

eating her fill of haggis

 

and collard greens, making the

 

hair on her chest grow.

 

It blossomed into a thick

 

thicket of curls that Scotty