Seven Words in TNG

they spackled the holes in Ten Forward.

 

which gave a view into Deanna's shower

 

(Wait, spackling holes opens a view? I guess it must be some sort of weird quantum inversion field.)

which, unfortunately, Worf was using at

 

his leisure for cheap Klingon sexual thrills,

 

which includes singing Klingon opera while simultaneously

 

frying up some yummy corn beef hash

 

though the Empire's corned beef was quite

 

fatty, resulting in substandard hash. "Dammit, this

 

will never do," Picard said.

"Bring out

 

the comfy chair," said Picard. Terrified, Worf

 

soiled himself in the middle of the ...

 

Klingon constipation dance, in which all warriors

 

display their superior control.

"Not you! Pulaski!"

 

using the Klingon word (Pulaski) for diarrhea ...

 

Worf called for an emergency beam out.

 

As Worf's ass started to twitch Picard...

 

ominously began to dance the samba towards ...

 

Beverly, who despised the samba quite intensely.

 

As a child, Beverly had seen the

 

endless reruns of old star trek episodes...