Seven Words in TNG

so, retiring bar-side , everyone ordered tequila shots

 

and some Jaegermeister until they passed out.

 

Wesley awoke with a size 12 poop

 

chute and wearing a rainbow clown wig.

 

"Oh, no. Not again," he thought outloud

 

as marbles rolled out of his ass.

 

"Gives a whole new meaning to assclown,"

 

Worf said as he laughed heartily and

 

then realized he had lube on his

 

phaser. "How did that get there?" he

 

asked? "It was Wesley," replied Guinan, having

 

prepared a tray full of hangover medication.

 

Each one took a cup and began

 

spilling the contents onto the floor.

"Guinan,

 

if you don't mind could you please

 

pass the sugar so that it will

 

be sitting here whenever someone needs it?"

 

"Okay, but it'll rot your teeth," she

 

warned. "My Uncle Terkim once ate a

 

gherkin dipped in pure cane sugar. The