nuTrek 7-word game!

you're one to talk, Mr. "Space is

 

disease, darkness, and my ex-wife's divorce attorney

 

stole everything but me bones!" Then Scotty

 

laughed out loud and pointed at the

 

pool of spilled green booze and then

 

took a pee up the wall.

"Dude...

 

me bladder's about tae burst gotta go

 

piss, but canna make ta the loo

 

coz it's eleven decks down, and I

 

don't have the stamina. What I do

 

"Pick Legolas," suggested Sulu, not understanding the

 

first thing about fantasy baseball. Or any

 

of its traditions.

"The elves were banned

 

after the Elf Eugenics Program resulted in

 

unstoppable batting machines chanting elven

 

spells, making pitchers throw them easy hits

 

which inflated the home run stats of

 

11 quantum realities, and accelerated entropy by

 

an alarming degree.

"Always something, isn't it?"