Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day

Greetings Voyager fans!!!

Winners of the last contest and images for the new contest are up! Relish in your wins! A lot of these were too funny.

LOL had to pick two for this one.

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Have fun everyone!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thanks for the win!



Paris: Oh, that reminds me, I was supposed to research Malcolm Reed's combat strategies.



Janeway: How bad is it, Doctor?

The Doctor: You'll be fine, but I'd make nice with the insurance adjuster if I were you.



The Doctor: I didn't mean that nice with the Insurance adjuster!!



B'Elanna: While you're at it, would you implant a "clean up your own dang socks" command?



Janeway: I made dinner!

Chakotay: (thinking) God help me.

 

Thanks for the Say What? Here's another...



Paris: "Not... the blow job I was hoping for."



EMH: "I diagnose a bad hair day. I'd lend you my preventative subroutine, if you were a hologram."



EMH: "I'm sorry Captain, the bit that you were hoping for still hasn't been restored to normal size since last week's Caption competition."
Janeway: "Well that was a waste."



Paris: "A little help here. Face-sucking alien. Call security!"
Torres: "In a minute, Tom. That face-sucking thing is hilarious. Do it again."



The Maquis infiltration of the Voyager crew was finally complete. Chakotay had hypnotised Janeway into thinking she was a maid, everytime he said Akoochimoya.

 

Thanks for the win(s)



Harry: This one time at band camp



Doctor: You're doing well captain, only five more men are waiting their turn



Doctor: I'm afraid Seven can't make it so she sent me...how can i help
Janeway: Nevermind



Tuvok: My mind to your mind....i can sense that you're very good in bed Mr Paris



Chakotay: Remember when you murdered Tuvix
Janeway: WTF!

 

Doctor: Are you all right, Captain?

Janeway: *grabs the Doc's uniform and pulls him toward her* Coffee!

 

"Security: Emergency in Captain's Quarters!"

"I've already taken the proverbial phone off the hook, Kathryn ... we don't want to be disturbed."

 

"Maybe you should relax with the wine, Chakotay. You're going to get drunk."

"But it takes the edge off the inevitable rejection I'm going to get from you."

 

"Captain, I know you've just been transported directly here, to sickbay, after a violent attack, but ... I want to talk to you about the possibility of my getting my own quarters, now that I'm mobile."

 

"I won't stop playing this Tom, until you give me your permission to marry Linnis."

 

"Woo! Woo! Woo!... nyuk! nyuk! nyuk!"

 

HARRY: Anything happening with the cobra?



EMH: Turns out I don't have a Hairdressing subroutine.



JANEWAY: I'll pass on the "happy ending", thanks.

 

Doctor: Captain, I must insist you get dressed at once.

The Entire Female Population Of TrekBBS' Voyager Forum: Not so fast!!!

 

LOL

 

Janeway: My God, Chakotay, haven't you had enough?

Chakotay: The drunker I get, the better your cooking tastes.

 

TFTW Captain Kathryn!




Tom: I was feeling bad about not being able to win Kes, but you cheered me up as usual.
Kim: Because of my jaunty licorice stick tune?
Tom: No, because you play clarinet better than you play women - and you suck at clarinet.




Drunk again, Captain?
No, I jus' can't find the floor.




EMH: Don't be modest, Captain. It's nothing I haven't seen before.

...On a dude.

 

MCNEIL: YOU WIN! I will make out with Garrett on screen if it makes you stop writing stupid homosexual allegories.


PICARDO: If only we were on HBO...

 

Thanks for my win.


Paris: It's about time I told you the truth Harry, I knew taking you on the date was the only way for me to nail both the Delaney twins.


Janeway: I don't want to hear about the twelve steps Doctor, I can barely stand, let alone walk.


Doctor: But Voyager always has a happy ending Kathryn.
Janeway: Not this time mister.


Barclay (pretending to be Vulcan): My mind to your mind, your mind to my mind....it's no good, nothing in there Paris.


Chakotay: About time Kathryn, finally learned your place is the kitchen and not the Captain of a Star Ship.
Janeway (to herself): Wonder how smug you'll be when you discover the main course is fricassee de Spirit Animal.

 

Janeway: Damn, where's that Chakotay!

Doctor: He fell asleep on the toilet. I'm here for the annual check up you've been avoiding.

 

Thanks for the wins!


Paris: Jesus, Harry, are you trying to seduce me?
Kim: It's been a long time, Tom. A long time.
Paris: Get a hologram!


Doctor: Captain, are you -
Janeway: Holy hell, doctor, that coffee has a kick to it.


Chakotay's got 99 problems, but a sammich ain't one.

 

Barclay: "Ribbed - for his torture."
B'Elanna: It's funny cause it's true!



Janes: Remember when Tom and I turned into lizards from the future?
Chaks: Yes....
Janes: How do you like your eggs?



EMH: From now on why not release your farts in small doses like other human beings?